I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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