you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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