How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Farmville is her only friend.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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