I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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