Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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