just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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