Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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