...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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