At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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