normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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