I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I pour the whiskey from now on
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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