Betty ford says i'm here all night
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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