yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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