My underwear smells like fireworks.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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