My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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