: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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