covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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