butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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