Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The ass gains better be worth it
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