I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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