its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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