we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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