hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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