So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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