yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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