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the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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