I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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