Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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