you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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