My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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