And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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