my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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