the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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Do I have a choice?
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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