your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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