More tranny stories later!
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Randomize
