What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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