how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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