lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
