is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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