maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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