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Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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