we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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