Dual....:-)
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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