I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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