found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I touched a dick in church today
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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