only you would photoshop your dick
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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