whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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