he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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