just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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