He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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