I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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