I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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